Disclaimer
I am not going to teach you the CMM®
I can not and will not teach you the CMM®
I don’t have time to teach you the CMM®
Whatever I say about the CMM®, don’t believe me
If you go back to your company and try to use what I present (without referring to the real CMM®) and it messes everything up and the company ends up going bankrupt, don’t blame me.